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Keeping Up With The Kardashians>Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami

  • Jennifer: Dude, shut the fuck up. Mom's going to murder you.
  • Me: Good, I hope she does. Then I can haunt her.
“Everyone Has Facebook… Even Wizards” by Nat Tingley on CollegeHumor

Geekscape Picks the Best Music of 2009!

Yeah, okay, it’s a countdown list or whatever. Read it and download Mr. F’s mixtapes. You WILL NOT be disappointed.

Happy Holidays!

Compulsions

Ever since I was younger (but old enough to do chores), I’ve had these crazy spurts of cleaning. My room would be trashed for days, but occasionally, I would just focus so hard on cleaning. I don’t know what happens when I get into this one-track, MUST CLEAN mindsets. I find it very relaxing and rewarding. I had a moment tonight. I came home from a night of light drinking and lounging and general sleepiness, and remembered that I had to do the dishes. Or “secure the kitchen”, as my grandma puts it. So it’s 2:30 AM, I’m loading the dishwasher, scrubbing the fuck out of the ceramic sink with Comet and a Brillo pad, and then I decide to clean the stove. Mind you, my mom loves to cook, but she can’t seem to clean up too well. There’s like three years of cooked-on grease and shit, but I did it. I don’t even know what I was thinking during this whole hour and a half. I just love the sense of pride and accomplishment I feel during/afterwards. I know my mom will be pleased and that pleases me. I also know that it’s something I want to do to make me happy, instead of wasting away in front of a computer. But this feeling only comes about 3-4 times a year. At least that what it seems like. Fuck, I need to sleep. This is officially the latest I’ve stayed up all break and I also happen to weigh the most of this whole year. Whatever, that stove and sink are spotless.

Why you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You’re just fucking up situations

On the real though, I didn’t even know the lyrics contained the word “situation”. I was just watching Jersey Shore and the song came to me. Tnx, Kate Nash.

Why you being a dickhead for?
Stop being a dickhead
Why you being a dickhead for?
You’re just fucking up situations

On the real though, I didn’t even know the lyrics contained the word “situation”. I was just watching Jersey Shore and the song came to me. Tnx, Kate Nash.

Can men and women just be friends? By the time we landed, I’d decided: Of course they can…if the motivation is pure. Or, alternately, if you’re willing to sacrifice what you’d really love to have in order to have just a little of what you love.
Erica Ulstrom
I kind of hate kitten heels. I feel like if you’re going to wear nice shoes, don’t do it half-assedly. Flats or heels. None of this in-between business. Also, how fucking long is the shoe in the picture? Jeebus.

I kind of hate kitten heels. I feel like if you’re going to wear nice shoes, don’t do it half-assedly. Flats or heels. None of this in-between business. Also, how fucking long is the shoe in the picture? Jeebus.

What English Sounds Like To Foreigners

“Italian singer Adriano Celentano wrote this song in 1972 using a made up language designed to sound like English.”

First off, someone needs to sample this ASAP ‘cuz I was boppin’ to it almost immediately. Also, I wish people still danced like this.

Jesus is a very lucky guy
Madonna spares no expense when it comes to spoiling her sexy boy toy, Jesus.


I bet you never thought they would publish those words about our Savior.

Jesus is a very lucky guy

Madonna spares no expense when it comes to spoiling her sexy boy toy, Jesus.

I bet you never thought they would publish those words about our Savior.

Saw this in the “Education Methods & Theory” section of the library. Most appropriate/awesome title for a book…ever?

Saw this in the “Education Methods & Theory” section of the library. Most appropriate/awesome title for a book…ever?

We should take a ride tonight around the town and look around at all the beautiful houses
There’s something in the way the blue lights on a black night can make you feel more
Everybody, it seems to me, just wants to be just like you and me

We should take a ride tonight around the town and look around at all the beautiful houses

There’s something in the way the blue lights on a black night can make you feel more

Everybody, it seems to me, just wants to be just like you and me

thedailywhat

Think I’m going to ask them to play my wedding.