February 2012
6 posts
You know how when someone throws up, people around them are like “oh god I think I’m gonna throw up” and it turns into one big vomit party? Glad that doesn’t happen when someone poops. Because someone had just taken a huge shit in between classes in a popular bathroom and it could have gotten crazy.
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“I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no...”
– Anonymous (via ssuspiciouss)
January 2012
26 posts
wellalright:
sometimes i walk past people who are extremely attractive and it’s weird, like i’ll make eye contact with them and realize, “oh i’m not even getting picked up on their sexual radar right now. i don’t even register. i’m not even a little green blip. when they look at me they just see like a mannequin with a backpack.” like the default is usually to assume they think you look...
…not here for two minutes and already being chatted up by two older dudes (55+). Do only socially awkward people use credit unions?
Just got ten items dry-cleaned and it feels like I have brand new clothes! Worth it.
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I like cute things.: A list of things I’m going to... →
ladybyrd:
A list of things I’m going to do to control my anxiety and be a better person:
Have at least one DIY project a month; and complete it duhh.
Give said DIY project to a friend as gift, just for being my fran
Make more breakfast smoothies
Work out at least three days a week—FINISH THE…
What is one tip you have for traveling – a beauty...
glowmeltandflow:
« Don’t create beautiful moments just because they’ll impress people on Facebook or Twitter; in fact, just forget about the words Facebook and Twitter. »
(via HelloGiggles: Hummingbird beats: Alyssa Shelasky)
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“I’m a B+. My whole life I was hoping to be an A, but I’m a B+. And I’m ok with...”
– Barney Stinson
Just when I've finally mastered taking undergrad...
Pity, isn’t it?
proudpussy:
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shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
omg
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“It’s always the party you didn’t plan on going to that you have the best time...”
– Erin Foster (Single Girl’s Guide)
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December 2011
17 posts
I wonder what the situation will be when I inevitably yell “why don’t you mind your own fucking business?” in a stranger’s face.
My attitude toward this New Year's Eve
Norah: Are you sad that we missed it?
Nick: We didn’t miss it. This is it.
Confession: last night I was incredibly sad and cried in my car exactly like Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually.
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A very important excerpt from Mindy Kaling's "Is...
Guys Need to Do Almost Nothing to Be Great
FORGIVE ME, but being a guy is so easy. A little Kiehl’s, a little Bumble and Bumble, a peacoat, and Chuck Taylors, and you’re hot.
Here’s my incredibly presumptuous guide to being an awesome guy, inside and out. Mostly out, for who am I to instruct you on inner improvement? Let me say here that if you’re some kind of iconoclastic dude who goes by the...
What if Ian or I died in our sleep and one of us just thought “oh s/he isn’t rolling over to say bye to me this morning, I’ll just let him/her keep sleeping aww” but really there would just be a dead body in bed for way too long?
Fuck man brain aneurysms are so scary and unpredictable
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m depressed or okay with the fact that I still have no idea what I want to do with my life, aside from make myself and those around me happy and have them feel loved/taken care of.
I just spent a while browsing job descriptions on O*NET and it all kind of blurred after a while. I had to resist the urge to scroll down to the bottom of each one and just see...
I know I’m a broke college student and I am planning on making 75% of my presents but is $200 too big of a holiday gift budget? I don’t care since I love giving people things I know they will like. I’m just feeling the burn from tonight’s little shopping episode…later, $$$. Don’t let the door hit you on the vagina on your way out.
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November 2011
19 posts
