January 2009
100 posts
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my wishful thinking for when i finalllyyyyy get photoshop from my old graphics teacher
December 2008
78 posts
long talk seemed so stunted didn’t have words so you just grunted/aimed for growing and not simply quitting getting fatigued with giving and giving/giving once more getting nothing in return guess mama done raised a fool/ don’t blame it on the distance i never have being together is not about proximity/i can’t make you change and that’s not even what i want i want you to...
Most Repetitive Dresser of '08
I think I am wearing the same dress as I wore last New Year’s Eve, but I didn’t really bring any other party-type attire down from school. So anyone who is on duty for fashion police tomorrow night can kiss mah ass (said like Whitney Houston from her infamous ‘Soup’ clip).
Ooh, although I did just realize I will be wearing the same exact dress as I wore exactly one year...
Repost, because I'd really like to know
I probably won’t be getting a new phone anytime soon, but when I do, I’d like to make a good choice. Can anyone tell me the best and worst things about owning a iPhone? Don’t be afraid to get to the nitty-gritty; I need complete honesty. Things like ease of typing (I’m big into clicking on keypads which is one of my biggest roadblocks for getting an iPhone), sound quality, usefulness? is that a...
iPros and iCons
I probably won’t be getting a new phone anytime soon, but when I do, I’d like to make a good choice. Can anyone tell me the best and worst things about owning a iPhone? Don’t be afraid to get to the nitty-gritty; I need complete honesty. Things like ease of typing (I’m big into clicking on keypads which is one of my biggest roadblocks for getting an iPhone), sound quality,...
Oldies 92.1
“Mama said there’ll be days like this,
There’ll be days like this, my mama said”
I was listening to this in the car on the way home and it’s nice how somethings can be taken positively as well as negatively. I was also conflicted as to whether this should be a quote post or not.
“There’ll be days like this”
-My mama.
But she ain’t really...
A Night In The Life Of brbpbj
Here is my Friday night: What Not To Wear marathon, two sweaters and a scarf, yoga pants, bowl of vegetable soup, and a roll of toilet paper by my side (for the excessive nose-blowing). Searching constantly for a wireless signal so that I may online shop or tumbl or even check Facebook to see if anyone has changed their status. Vital stats, you know. Damn, Nick Arrojo made this lady look mad old....
this is some real violent shit →
And the nominees are...
iammattjordan:
sarazucker:
i feel so intimidated by my fellow nominees. no sarcasm here, i’m scared.
tumblrawards:
I’m happy to announce the nominees for the 2008 Tumblr Awards. We’ll be opening the polls for voting soon. Thanks to all the judges that helped compile the following list.
Overall Best Tumblelog
allisonweiss.tumblr.com
blog.topherchris.com
bonerparty.tumblr.com
...
Don’t let no one in whose not on the list, cause this mess is gonna get...
– Tracy Jordan via Kenneth
Depression is rage spread thin.
– George Santayana (via franklieu)
She totally hardcore cleaned my room, too.
I think being away for college makes me want to be a better daughter. My mom and I totally shared a joke today at dinner (a rare feat considering she is pretty…how you say, literal when it comes to comedy). Also, upon reading something about bra fittings, I ran to her room and was all “OMG, Mom, do you wanna go to Victoria’s Secret tomorrow and get fitted??” And she was...
Um. This lady I work with though that I had fake...
amandoline:
She was like, “You sure did a good job on that!” and I was like, “uh…what?” and she is like, “Ain’t that a piece?” and I was like, “uh…what?” and she was like “You’re hair. That’s not real.”
i am kind of offended. I would never, ever have fake fair. It’s tacky.
Ha, when I had gym class in 9th grade, all of the black girls would be like “Ooh, I want your hair for...
Me: Hey, (manager), I was just wondering when I was working over winter break.
Manager: I have you starting on the 20th at 10 am.
Me: Oh, well, I am coming back from a trip at 2 am that morning...I can still work that day, if you really need me to.
Manager: Yeah, we are pretty short-staffed around here.
Me: Do you think I could maybe come in a little later than that?
Manager: Yeah, I think 10:30 would be okay.
Seriously?!!? And I am fairly certain I told him I could work five days a week, providing those were weekdays. Not the Saturday where I will be sleep-deprived and cranky and MOST unproductive. Hopefully, Erin will work there soon, so I won't be all by mah-seff.
I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag: that cat knows what it did and...
– Stephen Colbert
What annoys me
Being third to take a shower. No hot water for me. Plus I think my stomach is going to start eating itself if I don’t throw some food down there soon. I just want to be clean and fed. Maybe if we made celebrities and politicians not shower and not eat for a day or something, they would feel way more sympathy towards starving nations.
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what...
– John Mayer
(via clouds-in-my-coffee) (via shiningstar) (via lostinspacetimewhatever)
(via pearlsbeforeswine) (via lindsayneedscoffee) (via noahkai)
I think one of the most affectionate things you...
iammattjordan:
And someone’s totally getting a great one.
I want to go out on a date that is so memorable for a few reasons, but mostly so I can say, “Wow, this was a date which will live in infamy.” And then we kiss.
Ask me why I keep loving you when it’s clear that you don’t feel the same for...
– Unknown (via overflowing) (via kari-shma) (via amandasthoughts)
gregbrown:
The most ridiculous and hilarious part of last night’s SNL. The production values are through the roof on this one too.
Were they trying to sound like Flight of the Conchords? Because they did it quite well. Why haven’t those two hosted SNL? Shit’d be great.
My heart rate just skyrocketed.
livesophia:
What the hell?
Blow on the tip of your thumb. I read it a long time ago (probably at least 3 weeks ago) and it supposedly lowers your heart rate. Also, you’re seventeen?!!?