December 2009
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You were shoveling snow. You were just a little girl in a flannel nightgown and...
– The Family Stone
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STORY: BY BSCHH
marleighsea:bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana.
~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i finnally got to school and was like and i walked...
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Update:
My pal was featured as #30 on The Soup’s Clipdown ‘09, as “one of the worst introductions of a family on Wifeswap, ever.”
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you know the night life is just not for me, ‘cause all you really need is a few good friends
why →
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians>Kourtney & Khloe...
Jennifer: Dude, shut the fuck up. Mom's going to murder you.
Me: Good, I hope she does. Then I can haunt her.
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Geekscape Picks the Best Music of 2009! →
Yeah, okay, it’s a countdown list or whatever. Read it and download Mr. F’s mixtapes. You WILL NOT be disappointed.
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Compulsions
Ever since I was younger (but old enough to do chores), I’ve had these crazy spurts of cleaning. My room would be trashed for days, but occasionally, I would just focus so hard on cleaning. I don’t know what happens when I get into this one-track, MUST CLEAN mindsets. I find it very relaxing and rewarding. I had a moment tonight. I came home from a night of light drinking and lounging...
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Can men and women just be friends? By the time we landed, I’d decided: Of...
– Erica Ulstrom
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What English Sounds Like To Foreigners →
“Italian singer Adriano Celentano wrote this song in 1972 using a made up language designed to sound like English.”
First off, someone needs to sample this ASAP ‘cuz I was boppin’ to it almost immediately. Also, I wish people still danced like this.
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I hate Uncle Jamie!
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What are some albums you consider "essential"? Or...
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Go 'head. →
NEW LOW
liveblogging my demise, sucking up the apple store’s internet, frantically trying to hide my embarassment by speeding down my dashboard to avoid exposing the general public to sparkly pictures/bokeh photos, boobs, people in weird poses, and vaguely inspirational quotes. oh, and will mccloud’s GPOYs. jk, he’s cute.
sincerelykimbui:
Stephen Colbert and Alicia Keys: Suburban State of Mind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah I love New York, King of all the Cities Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis
Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated My shorties are all private school educated Home theater system, 60-inch...
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You clearly don't give a damn, I'm attempting not...
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Sometimes, I wonder why a name like “Yanic Truesdale” seems so familiar to me. Then, like a flash of an old friend crossing the street a block ahead of you, I remember.
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Sometimes, when I’m feeling good about myself, I think “You’re the man now, dog”. And then I’m reminded of why I even know that phrase.
Why not (take a crazy chance) →
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I’ve been shopping around for new themes, but I ended up going back to my old one. If it’s not the lack of tag display, it’s the formatting for the photos. I also looked at the actual pages of some of the people I follow, and I am shocked (appalled!) at some of their themes. I don’t like to think of myself as elitist or an expert on fonts, but I think I know what looks good...
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Tabatha's Salon Takeover is intense.
(via stephielewinsky)
GIRL…you don’t even know.
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This is how I live.
I have to move all my stuff out of my room by 10 AM tomorrow. I was stressing it pretty hard, but I just put a lot of stuff in bags for about an hour. Now I’m enjoying a Law & Order: SVU marathon and not worrying at all. I’m probably going to move my stuff at 11 PM tonight anyways, so time I’ve got.
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Brotherly Texts.
Brother: Hey did we perchance leave anything in your car while moving?
Me: 99 percent sure no. What are you missing?
Brother: Apple tv, some controllers, gold dubloons, stamps with upside down planes...
Me: Just looked. All I found were some early drafts of the constitution, a video of Obama being born in Kenya, and something called 'The Lord of the Star Wars Ring Trek' by Jesus
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prettyproblematic:
I feel like you would appreciate my ideas for a Potter themed wedding:
Unbreakable vow
The rings are horcruxes (True love can split your soul like death can, so each person carries a piece of the other’s soul with them)
Banquet hall is designed after the great hall, with four long tables.
Theres more, but I don’t feel like getting into it now.
AH MARRY ME
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Bus Ride from Hell
Ew, I don’t even want to relive the horrors experienced on that bus. Just know that at one point, I found comfort (I felt BETTER) in sitting in the bathroom of the bus crying and cold-sweating. China buses are hit and miss, and this one was definitely a miss.
Anyways, I got here safely and took a nice nap. Kim and I are getting ready to go eat pancakes maybe, and check out the Tim Burton...
(504): i wish i could google "things to eat in my...