July 2009
51 posts
Anatomy of a Relationship
So I had plans to hang out with Clifton when I got off of work at 5:30. I called him once I left…no answer. I ran some errands, giving him a little window of time to call me back. I come home, park myself in front of my computer, and begin wondering what happened. What if he’s in the hospital? What if someone in his family was injured? After a total of twelve calls* and two voicemails,...
June 2009
70 posts
“Dames. Sometimes all they gotta do is let it all out and a few buckets later...”
– Marv, Sin City: The Hard Goodbye (via theapplejuicepact)
copycats:
Blister In the Sun by Nouvelle Vague...
Plans?
I strongly believe that one of the best feelings ever is crossing something off of a list. Not that the event itself is not important and that you should get it over with as soon as possible, but to have that experience completed is just so fulfilling. At least to me. I’ve got a very busy few weeks coming at me.
Week of June 29
Get dorm room secured via $250 deposit by Wednesday. (Oh,...
Dane Cook is the poor man's Ryan Reynolds.
Don’t get it twisted; Dane Cook is funny or whatever (if you’re into that kind of humor), but he lacks the timing and delivery of Ryan Reynolds. Plus, he looks like a bag of crap compared to this delicious man. He could charm the pants off of a nun. Is that wrong to say?
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Neun Und Neunzig Problems by...
(610): Just once id like a girl to say to me in...
Would that be cause for premature edraculation?
Film features: The 50 Greatest Simpsons Movie... →
I think I’ve heard someone say this about something else before, and it is also appropriate for this: “Despite the ridiculous pagination, this is definitely worth a look.”
patrickcassels:
Stu’s Song-Ed Helms
I’m everything except the “I’ll...
Whenever I feel down, I drive down the street that DePaul Hospital is on and let everyone who approaches the crosswalk cross. It makes me feel a little bit better knowing that whoever is coming in or out of the hospital had a tiny bright spot in their day. A lot of people barely acknowledge the flashing lights and hesitant pedestrians. I guess this is a little self-serving, but it makes me feel...
“Dinner and dancing and eternity to follow.”
“They do not create their own art, so they define themselves by what they...”
– Tomorrow Museum » What Was the Hipster? (via fiddlersgreen) (via semisetadrift) (via unicornology)
Jenny Lewis concerts:
unicornology:
buyhercandy:switchblades:khrushchev:
Every girl there is wearing a vintage dress. I didn’t even know there were that many vintage dresses on this earth. Some girls have flowers in their hair. Some wear old cowboy boots. But I don’t think these girls have ever been on a farm. How extraordinarily whimsical they all are! They are accompanied by many gentlemen with amusing...
Even If It Kills Me-motioncitysoundtrack
I’ve got a lot of things to do tonight I’m so sick of making lists of things I’ll never finish I’ve lived here for the last twelve years Since early 1995 all my shit has been in boxes But if I had a little more time to kill I’d settle every little stupid thing, Yeah, you’d think that I would But I’m too tired to go to sleep tonight And I’m too weak...
car-pay-d-um:
somtimes i think if anyone were to ever see my likes page on tumblr, they would have a little peek into my soul.
Michael Showalter: I don't have a vagina.
Michael Ian Black: Then why did you get a pap smear?
Michael Showalter: I was just being responsible.
(408): man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to...
I just bought my ticket to Los Angeles for July 7,...
This is some serious grown-up action happening up in here. ALL UP IN HERE (said like Rob Riggle in The Hangover)
“Don’t be so amazing or I’ll miss you too much
I felt something that I had never...”
– bright eyes, lime tree. (via iguessthatscool) (via unicornology) 