Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.– Hunter S. Thompson (via sothenshe)
At my job, I have to process forms for online registration blahblah and people have to initial individual policies to say that they agree with them. I wonder if this Sarah Miranda Hirbert knows what she was doing… “Release Statement” SMH “No-Show Policy” SMH “Eligibility” SMH
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? is the name of my greatest fear, and new...– Twitter / Mindy Kaling
I just remembered last year’s Thanksgiving scene: me curled up in a ball on the couch, asleep after two (2) white wine spritzers that were probably more spritzer than wine. This year, I have another dinner to go to after my own family’s so no passing out early :(
I have been feeling so positive for the past few days. I even gushed about how happy I am to my supervisor at work. It seems like when you keep your morale up, the things you stress about normally come to you naturally. I feel like things are finally looking up for ol’ Liz Lemon. School is in line; getting stuff done there. I’m working more hours, which means more money and more time...
I have this theory that there are people you like to laugh with and people you...– Caragh (via sade)
"man cave" must not be part of anyone's vocabulary...
unless you are using it in the sentence “i hate the term ‘man cave’” or any variation thereof
i've had some pretty boring questions put in my...
“have you ever broken a bone?” no, but i’ve come really close. when i was younger, i was riding my bike down a hill and shit happened because it was sandy and slippery. my thumb got caught in the chain or something and i blacked out but when i woke up, i had a cast on my thumb. i didn’t break it though. “have you ever been stung by a bee?” fuck no,...
I went to an interview last week for some student spotlight they are doing for psychology, and it was basically talking about how awesome I am for thirty minutes. I didn’t really think that I was top shit or anything, but the interviewer pointed out that I am doing a lot more than most people. Considering that psych is the second largest major at VCU (probably), there are loads of people...
I know I’m reaching new levels of vomitrociousness when I see pictures of cute guys and get a little jump in my heart because it reminds me of how cute Ian is. So dumb. For real. This is the picture that made me think of this. Yeah, JS is adorable and whatnot, but I have a real-life boy of my own! How magical.
One of the guys at work said that he liked my hair today; it seemed shinier or something. “Thanks…I didn’t shower again today.” Last time he complimented me on my hair, I was on like day 4 of the ear infection from hell and was in no mood to shower. I guess it’s nice to hear, but one of these days, I feel like I’m just going to start yelling “IT’S...