being snowed in isn’t so bad when you’ve got leftover pie and a sleeping booboo.
Home for the Holidays
I stopped by my salon for an impromptu haircut (a habit I seem to have inherited from my mother; appointments: what are those?), and as I was getting my split ends trimmed, I noticed a bro from high school paying at the counter. I remembered how he stole some alcohol from my friend’s trunk (he kept a cooler filled with handles in his car) while it was parked at school. So we skipped the rest...
DAD: can u bring me my sandwich into my room? Dont tell anyone i asked you this.
DAD: please, dont tell any one. please dont tell. Please dont say anything.
even if everything goes to shit, i think i will stay with you because of the mornings. i always wake up before you which gives me ample time to marvel at your processes and motions. you always reply to my “i love you”s even though i know your brain is not awake.
woke up early to go sleep on the couch with ian (which i later learned is a party foul) cleaned 1 of 3 bathrooms awkward breakfast christmas shopping & chik fil a dropped ian off at work then went to michelle’s apt guitar hero and party planning and laughing (with and at colleen) went to the new forever 21 in macarthur which was a semi-religious experience picked up ian and...
the best december 17th evening ever
moe’s watched ian make a fire set up the train tracks underneath the christmas tree to surprise his parents roasted marshmallows shot the shit with his mom and sister ate some frosty wrapped myself in a blanket straight from the dryer don’t want to sleep alone, but i will…soon
why would they diss me?
i thought they were my homies
melleville: Lily Allen - “Who’d Have Known”
Your Existing Situation “Organized and detail-oriented, she has a very precise and methodical manner. she needs relationships which offer her understanding, respect, and approval.” Your Stress Sources “Wants the freedom to follow her own heart, goals, and dreams and to earn the respect as a unique individual. Desires to pursue every possible opportunity without limitations or...
How much I DON'T want to study:
I am currently making my own croutons. Why? It’s easier than making flash cards right now. It’s actually easier than a lot of other things. Step 1: Buy a baguette from your local French bakery. Be too embarrassed to tell the cute bread boy that this shit is stale from the get-go. Pretend that you buy baguettes all the time. Step 2: Do not admit to your aunt, who has kindly purchased...
me: Auntie M said she wants to take us grocery shopping tmw? Idk...
my sister: I'm down, what the problem is?
me: She just kept buying things for me today, it was a foreign territory
my sister: ...Wordddd start your list tonight
So can it go "Christmas, New Years, Memorial Day"?
I really need to move somewhere with mild winters…
The story behind the song "Save the Last Dance for... →
In the song, the narrator tells his lover she is free to mingle and socialize throughout the evening, but to make sure to save him one dance at the end of the night. The song is likely based on the personal experience of songwriter Pomus, who had polio and used crutches to get around and could not dance. His wife, however, was a Broadway actress and dancer. The song gives his perspective of...
I know grad school is way off and may not even...
but I’m having a hard time deciding whether I want to stay in Richmond (comfortable, decent, whatever I’m here already) or go to a school I actually want to attend (almost anywhere else in the world…MOUNTAINS! BEACHES! Not chicken-bone-covered sidewalks!) Ughhh who am I kidding, I probably will just get a bartending job once I graduate and never look back.
Do you even know (can you even fathom) how much of...
trying to make the Very Mary Kate face?
I have a terrible feeling in my stomach, like...
Then, again I did eat approximately one pound of cheese for lunch and M&Ms for dinner. But I had a sandwich and a salad in between. I think my body is like “yo. you’re done. stop with the eating, start with the sleeping.”
ear candling+grilled cheese+internet
Apparently, I missed the 10th Anniversary tour of Dashboard Confessional, in which they play ALL OF THE OLD STUFF. I’ve been kicking myself for the past few hours and I’ve even concocted plans to fly to California or Chicago to go to a show out there. I have no money. I missed a great opportunity but life goes on. I think I will save myself the airfare and ticket price, and park my car...
First words of December 2010: rabbit rabbit
Second: motherfucking cock and balls god damn it