June 2010
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“We all deserve breaks—but we need to be honest. Is your lazy day...”
– Are You Being Good Lazy or Bad Lazy? How To Be Lazy in a Productive Way
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Sometimes I think about what I want to do with my life, so naturally I run through some possible occupations. Receptionist? No little girl ever dreams that she will grow up to be a receptionist (paraphrased from Pam Beesly). Special needs teacher? Maybe. Professional volunteer is probably what I would most like to do, but then I would hopefully marry rich. Because sometimes spiritual wealth just...
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“i drank some tea
it burned my tongue
and hurt my mouth,
my throat, my lung...”
– Demetri Martin (via whydoihaveablog)
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…I think I need to get my hearing checked. Someone at my work just handed me three black polos wrapped in plastic and said something about talking to me and Bill about HREDA and see what we can get haha you okay with that?
Obviously, I just smiled and nodded and put the shirts down on my desk.
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i am a babby
“hey, guys, just wanted to let you know that it’s raining. so if your windows are down…you might want to put them up. ok.”
ugh i haven’t blushed in sooo long, but it’s a good thing no one can see me at my little station.
I love my constantly fluctuating levels of...
“Hi, Naomi, will there be any pickups for Towne Bank today? And, um, could you also email me Grandma’s address? Thanks.”
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Oh, by the way,
last week I spent $9.87 from June 14-18. Then the weekend came and I’m poor again.
buuuut
I draw the line at House Hunting: International. Now I’m just jealous. Don’t care about you looking for a vacation home off the Amalfi coast. Fran Fine, comfort me…
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I am so satisfied right now. Watching House Hunting or something on HGTV, eating Oreos, just…by myself. I am alone most of the time anyways, but I’m so far from anyone I know. Also, I keep fantasizing about my paycheck.
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at least i think i'm funny
me: i will haunt the shit out of you
me: ill borrow a moth costume from someone in heaven or hell
me: and ill be on your window like white on rice
ian: i need to go
me: sorry, am i scaring you
ian: i can deal
me: woooOOOOoooOOOOOOoooO
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me: i am going to be gettng at least $360 on my first check
ian: i figured
me: then if i work doubles all next week, ill have enough to buy a casket! because i will be dead
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I don’t want to wait for an appropriate personal post to use this gif. I just want to share it.
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“It is not easy … to wait. Waiting is what the hunter does, and the poet and the...”
– Cary Tennis (and a lot of other people)
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A girl I went to high school with just flooded my Facebook feed with pictures from her vacation in Hawaii with her boyfriend. I’m sort of kind of crazyfuckingjealous but they have been together for like five and a half years. And they are relatively normal, even though they kind of look related. I guess you get to a certain point when you are in a long term relationship like that. Like a...
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So my mom just asked me if I have enough money for this week. I said yes, but then I started thinking about how much I actually spend every week. Do I? I probably have fifty dollars total in my wallet (checking/savings/cash). I guess since I’m not paying rent or feeding children or whatever, I have no real method of seeing where my money goes.
I think I will write down/keep receipts for all...
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my opinion of iron man 2:
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precious commodity
people are not (a) interchangeable. each serves a unique purpose, for better or for worse. if we are judging books by their covers, however, it is clear that people can be (b) exchangeable. i don’t know the difference between a & b, but i know that i have definitely upgraded parts of my life.
ENVY IS AN INSULT TO YOURSELF
LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE
IT’S ALL RELATIVE
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"Everyone has a bangin' body! Everyone can play...
You can’t do any of that! That’s what makes you so special.
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Someone needs to open a nightclub called Mordor and hype it up so only VIPs get in. I think you know what the bouncers t-shirts will say.
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“Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.”
– My sister’s 8th grade graduation poster or something. I don’t know; I just like this quote.
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Pretty sure I just got a sweet job at my aunt's ad...
RECEPTIONIST 2010!! $10/HR!! Looks like things are shaping up for ol’ Liz Lemon!!
<—gonna be me IRL
