Liz Lemon won, do do do do
February 2011
25 posts
January 2011
19 posts
Whenever I see something that I really want, I feel a little bit sick. This is caused partly by the excitement and anxiety that comes with desire (will I get it? won’t I?) and partly by the fact that I am always prepared for denial. I’ve been conditioned to think that whatever I want is the most expensive or the hardest to attain, when it really isn’t. I’m so used to hearing “no” that I don’t even want to look sometimes.
I really hope that doesn’t happen this time.
on the way back home, my sister and i planned on listening to an iPod because the rental car had one of those USB ports for it. she wanted to listen to some podcast but i wanted to listen to girl talk. me, being a bratty little sister, wouldn’t give up when i didn’t get my way.
“I’m going to tawk in a Brih-ish ak-sent for the rest of the trip then”
“Dude, shut the fuck up”
“Wot?”
“FUCK YOU”
“I fink you mean ‘Bugger off’”
*throws USB cord at my face*
Listen
My Guy-Mary Wells
As a matter of opinion, I think he’s tops,
My opinion is he’s the cream of the crop,
As a matter of taste, to be exact,
He’s my ideal, as a matter of fact.
it’s a subtle grievance, but i hate that we started the day together and we can’t end it together. nothing like spending days and nights with you to remind me how alone i feel sometimes.
moose caca
- my manager: ouu what is that SMELL??
- me: ...it's my salad. i have italian dressing on it.
- my manager: oh my, it certainly is strong...but uh it must be because i'm hungry, that's why it's so shocking
Garnet Girl Designs →
etsy.com
jk just gonna do one photo post
drowning my sorrows in quiche
yes, please.: i think a lot of men hide behind feminism as a lazy excuse for them to... →
jabitte.tumblr.com
i think a lot of men hide behind feminism as a lazy excuse for them to be inadequate. yea women want to be treated equally but does that mean they abandoned nurturing? does that mean we abandoned female behaviors? fuck no. we just adopted some new ones. so why did you stop paying for dinner on first dates? why did you stop holding doors open or standing up for pregnant women on the train? heres a thought, instead of making us more equal by giving up your own behaviors, why not celebrate us with them? i don’t think you think I’m too weak to hold a door open when you open it for me, I promise I will just think you are appreciating me. and if you’re not going to fill the nurturing roles in the world, that you couldn’t possibly fill anyway, don’t abandon your masculine roles and make me pull double duty.
I want so badly to relate with my children. If I could have a child right now, I would. I want so badly to take care of them and love them and connect on the deepest level with them.
I was just reading an article on Mormon mommy blogs and how the Mormon church places a lot of respect on women because motherhood is a very important responsibility. I feel like there is a stigma surrounding young women who look forward to making children and family a priority. I know that I need to figure who I am as a person in society, but deep down, I believe that being a parent is one of my main purposes in life. I can’t wait to start a family (a while from now) and experience all of the joys and shitty parts together.
I'm watching "Hachi: A Dog's Tale"
and I don’t think I can finish it because it’s so fucking sad and heartwarming
I cried reading the plot summary on wikipedia (even though I already know the story)
:,{
And I have that Wendy's song stuck in my head
Long story short, my car needs repairs that are way out of my price range, and are also not worth it in the long run. It’s a ‘96 Dodge Stratus. Let’s not try to make it live forever. I parked it in front of my aunt’s house on Friday morning and said my goodbyes. Ian drove me back up to school and he’s been a real sport about being the sole driver in this relationship. I reassured my mom that I don’t need a car, at least not until summer. I can bike everywhere I need to be and my sister can take me to the grocery store. What kind of idealistic ho do I think I am? Ian left this morning and I spent all day in my pink fuzzy robe eating things that started with “C” (cheese, crackers, chicken, cranberry sauce, cookies, cereal…totally a coincidence) and watching That 70’s Show. I have things I need to do. Go back to school shopping, go to the laundromat, make contact with other human beings.
WHO WAS I KIDDING
HAVING NO CAR SUCKS
I am all bajiggety about getting back to Chesapeake so I can take my whip to CarMax and seeing what they can do for me. I somewhat outlined my budget for the year, and I think I could handle a modest car payment (if, in fact, those do exist). I just need to find a way back home. Why the fuck didn’t I do this before I came back to school…
I’ll tell you why. Because after a month of living at my boyfriend’s parents’ house, I reeeeeally wanted to be alone with Ian. Sorry, Grandma. I know you said not to let boys past the living room, but I’m a modern lady.
tl;dr want new car but plan is delayed due to hormones
Prince radio station on Pandora
all you really need to have a good time
