I wonder what the situation will be when I inevitably yell “why don’t you mind your own fucking business?” in a stranger’s face.
My attitude toward this New Year's Eve
Norah: Are you sad that we missed it? Nick: We didn’t miss it. This is it.
Confession: last night I was incredibly sad and cried in my car exactly like Emma Thompson’s character in Love Actually.
A very important excerpt from Mindy Kaling's "Is...
Guys Need to Do Almost Nothing to Be Great FORGIVE ME, but being a guy is so easy. A little Kiehl’s, a little Bumble and Bumble, a peacoat, and Chuck Taylors, and you’re hot. Here’s my incredibly presumptuous guide to being an awesome guy, inside and out. Mostly out, for who am I to instruct you on inner improvement? Let me say here that if you’re some kind of iconoclastic dude who goes by the...
What if Ian or I died in our sleep and one of us just thought “oh s/he isn’t rolling over to say bye to me this morning, I’ll just let him/her keep sleeping aww” but really there would just be a dead body in bed for way too long? Fuck man brain aneurysms are so scary and unpredictable
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m depressed or okay with the fact that I still have no idea what I want to do with my life, aside from make myself and those around me happy and have them feel loved/taken care of. I just spent a while browsing job descriptions on O*NET and it all kind of blurred after a while. I had to resist the urge to scroll down to the bottom of each one and just see...
I know I’m a broke college student and I am planning on making 75% of my presents but is $200 too big of a holiday gift budget? I don’t care since I love giving people things I know they will like. I’m just feeling the burn from tonight’s little shopping episode…later, $$$. Don’t let the door hit you on the vagina on your way out.