ways in which i almost died while driving today
trying to look at the rearview mirror to check if i was “smizing” (smiling with my eyes) almost choked on oreo bits from my milkshake because they were too big for the straw but i could get them if i sucked in really hard
I’ve always thought of myself as a man of the great al fresco.– Niles Crane
after losing all of my pictures and settings on my...
i am going to channel my inner buddhist. i have to stop feeling so attached to material goods. i have plenty of time at work to reprogram everything again. it’s just a phone. once you put ________ on a pedestal, it has the ability to make or break your day. i don’t want an object to have that effect on me. also, BACK YOUR SHIT UP EVERYONE THIS IS A REAL THING. PICTURES=MEMORIES.
So many people walk around with a meaningless life. They seem half-asleep, even...– Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie I know I’m only a hundred years late to catch on to this book, but I dig it so far.
“Why are there three almost-empty bottles of stuff in the shower?” -“I don’t want to waste it.” “Why did you just buy a new thing of shampoo then?” -“Because I’m practically out! There’s like nothing in the bottle.” Conversations I have with myself in the shower.
wellalright: the boy who was raised by wolves every other weekend and spent the rest of his time at his mom’s place.
do you know why i keep the phone numbers of people...
in case someone i know goes missing, i will need to form the biggest search party i can. habits like these, along with my penchant for putting my hair in a tight bun and hyper-vigilance while driving (you never know when a drunk driver could strike you), will make me one hell of a mother.
whenever someone posts a picture of themselves...
i think, “liar. no one ever laughs that hard in front of a camera.”
graduating a semester late does not mean i’m a TOTAL slacker take away from the pride i should rightfully feel necessarily mean i will have a lot a lot more to pay back appeal to me but i think it has to happen i’ve been trying to find ways around it, but i think i might have maxed out my loans for this year so summer school might be on its way out. since i declared my minor so...
sometimes i wish i could marry rich and have kids and live a carefree yet shallow life. student loans, trying to graduate on time, figuring out how to help with car payments, etc…all this stuff makes me want to be “taken care of” (not like offed by the mafia, duh). but i know that’s unrealistic, improbable and something that i’m not supposed to want. i want to...
potential baby or dog names
kana kana annabella donna donna jodi rebecca joanna