No one was holding onto their butts. That’s why bad things keep happening to them.
watching Jurassic Park for the first time
I fucking hate everyone except Jeff Goldblum. So much stupidity.
people i think are incredibly attractive,...
Will Arnett Maya Rudolph The one stupid guy from Perfect Couples who is now starring in NBC’s Bent Bret McKenzie Matt Damon Will Arnett Dennis Duffy/Mayhem, but not the actor himself Ari Graynor Harry Connick, Jr. eh, sometimes Christina Applegate but mostly only when she’s with Will Arnett will probably add more later, but I just had two spare minutes between work and...
My worst nightmare
Today I went to the New Balance store for some new sneakers. As soon as I stood up to try a pair out and walk/run around the place, I’m Too Sexy came on over the radio.
girlof1000dreams: i don’t care about being pretty on the internet anymore i hope people think i’m butt ass ugly and then see me in real life and are like damn