mj

Dec 15

This is how I live.

I have to move all my stuff out of my room by 10 AM tomorrow. I was stressing it pretty hard, but I just put a lot of stuff in bags for about an hour. Now I’m enjoying a Law & Order: SVU marathon and not worrying at all. I’m probably going to move my stuff at 11 PM tonight anyways, so time I’ve got.

Sometimes woot.com is funny.

Dec 13

Brotherly Texts.

• Brother: Hey did we perchance leave anything in your car while moving?
• Me: 99 percent sure no. What are you missing?
• Brother: Apple tv, some controllers, gold dubloons, stamps with upside down planes...
• Me: Just looked. All I found were some early drafts of the constitution, a video of Obama being born in Kenya, and something called 'The Lord of the Star Wars Ring Trek' by Jesus

unicornology and 5000 others

Dec 12

prettyproblematic:

I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express

with my scar and no next of kin

Welcome to the land of wizard stress,

Am I gonna fit in?

Got in the boat,

here I am for the first time

Look to the right and see the castle shine

This is all so crazy

Everybody thinks I’m famous

My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned

So much pressure and I’m nervous

Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

So I throw my wand up

and conjure a charm,

And Voldemort goes away

Catchin a snitch like yeah

Breakin a rule like yeah

And I got my wand up

I conjure a charm

I know I’m gonna be okay

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

prettyproblematic:

I feel like you would appreciate my ideas for a Potter themed wedding:

• Unbreakable vow
• The rings are horcruxes (True love can split your soul like death can, so each person carries a piece of the other’s soul with them)
• Banquet hall is designed after the great hall, with four long tables.

Theres more, but I don’t feel like getting into it now.

AH MARRY ME

Bus Ride from Hell

Ew, I don’t even want to relive the horrors experienced on that bus. Just know that at one point, I found comfort (I felt BETTER) in sitting in the bathroom of the bus crying and cold-sweating. China buses are hit and miss, and this one was definitely a miss.

Anyways, I got here safely and took a nice nap. Kim and I are getting ready to go eat pancakes maybe, and check out the Tim Burton and Audrey Kawasaki exhibits. They aren’t showing together but yeah. Sorry, Marcus! You should have come up hereeee, we miss you. And these streets will make you feel brand new; big lights will inspire you. Ok, it’s my turn to shower.

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Dec 11

God bless this mess.

(504): i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

I don't need to get a guy. I need a guy that gets me.

I tell you what, these commercials are making more and more sense to me…thanks, HTC phone advertisements!

“The perfect balance between softness and strength.” — Apparently, my dream guy must have the same qualities as Angel Soft toilet paper.

Why is 'mouth-watering' used to describe delicious food

when I usually only get that sensation right before I vomit? I can’t remember the last time I salivated over a Baconator, but there’s that tingling in my lips and teeth and tongue that indicates that something needs to exit my body via my face.

Tonight

I got rid of something that was long, overdue and dead to me. It wasn’t healthy anymore and now it’s all gone. But it’ll come back…it always does.

Dec 10

Results:

I lasted an hour and forty-two minutes. My flats were stifling; they narrowed my vision. My sweater was heavy; it threw me off balance.