I'll never be good enough, but I'll always be better than you.
I was hoping my landlady would mirror the detail I provide in my emails, but no such luck.
Also, her husband, who is the one that comes and fixes things, ALWAYS uses our bathroom and leaves pee on the toilet seat :(
edit: inb4 my boyfriend makes me tell everyone who reads this (no one) that he is actually the one who saw and killed the wasps. i just think my landlord would frown upon men and women living together before marriage; they seem pretty old school