iammattjordan:

lindsayneedscoffee:

afghanistanbananastand:

sufjanssteven:

stopwhispering:

Mine’s is a Radiohead song title.

My secret lover, Sufjan Stevens.

My blog’s name is an obscure cartoon character from Arrested Development

Many places. A Robert Redford movie quote, a failed band name, etc, but more than anything, I have a total sidewinder for illiteration.

I am a she-bitch if I don’t have coffee in the morning. An absolute vile, retched whore of a human. So, Lindsay Needs Coffee.

I got it straight out the womb.

No but, I had nothing witty to say. So I Am Matt Jordan was all I had.

I was talking to my bf online and I had to pause the conversation to eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Thus, brb pbj was born.